Jay Leno , who hosts his talk show which you can catch on Zee Studio,is famous for his one liners…Here are some chuckles on the US Stocks and Economy Meltdown
- The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market
- Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street
- I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam. Don’t fall for it
- Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar
- The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush’s copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures
- President Bush’s response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors and General Electric